Some consider it justification for a stay in a mental institution, but we refer to it as your distinctive glitter. Birthday greetings Beathag! On your birthday I thought I'd just let you in on a little secret.
The fact that I am sending you a birthday greeting is a real marvel given that your main ability is forgetting stuff. Beathag, happy birthday. Keep in mind my advice the next time. As you enter into another year, I hope you continue to be the source of entertainment and laughter for all of us. Keep on being your silly, funny self, and never stop making us laugh. Here's to many more years of awkward moments, dad jokes, and belly laughs. Cheers!