Fun fact: 90% of a wonderful birthday is in the mind, and 10% is in the drink. Happy birthday, and start the pouring! So on that note, Happy birthday, Bolton! Today, we celebrate the day of your birth and all of the hilarious moments you've given us. On this special day, I want to remind you of all the times you've made us laugh till we cried, the silly jokes that only you find funny, and all the embarrassing moments you've shared with us, whether you meant to or not.
Your genius might be limitless on some days. You sometimes lose your keys since you placed them in the refrigerator. But other than that, You are incredible!